Falling With Style

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Woody: Hey, Buzz! You're flying!
Buzz Lightyear: This isn't flying, this is falling with style!
--Toy Story (1995)

djingo:

at the end of class yesterday our spanish 1 teacher showed us this video and i was the only one with tears in my eyes by the end of it and i couldnt understand why

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— 8 minutes ago with 58114 notes
#i love this video  #language  #spanish 
REBLOG IF YOU HATE THE WAY YOU LOOK BUT WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE ANOTHER PERSON FEEL BEAUTIFUL

eldridge-99:

This adult I know thinks it’s impossible to hate your self and still care about everyone else. Please help me
Prove her wrong.

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— 10 minutes ago with 5247 notes
i do not ship the fandom's main ship:a lesson in agony
I shipped the popular ship and they're all doing it wrong:a lesson in uncomfortable annoyance
I fucking hate the fandom's main ship:a lesson in barely contained fury
— 14 minutes ago with 43044 notes
#ouat  #once upon a time  #SWANFIRE  #forever and always  #i actually hate captain swan  #like for real 

itwillriseinperfectlight:

d-dracarys-s:

barackfuckingobama:

xinjay:

itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

Want

Think of the prank possibilities. It looks big enough to hold an aspirin or Tylenol or something right? So you’re in a crowd and you suddenly shout, “Oh God, they’re here!” Then, you open the ring and triumphantly grab the pill and hold it aloft: “They’ll never take me alive” then you swallow the pill. Shit gets fun.

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— 18 minutes ago with 90972 notes
#hahaha 
freshprincemomma:

sassy-hook:

pleasant-trees:

aprilsvigil:

manticoreimaginary:

Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels.

But no, if you watch closely you’ll see she doesn’t even step on the last chair. That means she had to trust that fucker to lift her gently to the ground while he was spinning down onto that chair. That takes major guts. I’d be pissing myself and fearing a broken neck if I were in her place. Kudos to her. 

I can’t stop watching this. 

#I watched this for too long to not reblog

Whoa.

freshprincemomma:

sassy-hook:

pleasant-trees:

aprilsvigil:

manticoreimaginary:

Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels.

But no, if you watch closely you’ll see she doesn’t even step on the last chair. That means she had to trust that fucker to lift her gently to the ground while he was spinning down onto that chair. That takes major guts. I’d be pissing myself and fearing a broken neck if I were in her place. Kudos to her. 

I can’t stop watching this. 

Whoa.

(Source: ohrobbybaby, via itwillriseinperfectlight)

— 19 minutes ago with 232554 notes
#fred astaire  #ginger rogers 

abaddonadler:

abaddonadler:

One time I was at a church retreat and a bunch of us were all talking and playing cards. Well I ran out of soda just as my friend was getting up to get a refill so I shouted to him "Hey, Bryan, Mountain Dew me.” Do you see where this is going because I did not. 

You guys, I literally shouted a phrase that sounded like “Mount and do me” in a room full of very conservative people. I did not share this near death experience for 22 notes.

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— 20 minutes ago with 56460 notes
#hahaha 

beyoncebeytwice:

is everything expensive or am i just poor

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— 22 minutes ago with 340617 notes
#about me 
pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

kingdom2505:

ultrafacts:

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"Right, then. The meeting has officially come to order. Let us all say the pledge.. ‘I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food." - Bruce: Finding Nemo

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

kingdom2505:

ultrafacts:

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"Right, then. The meeting has officially come to order. Let us all say the pledge.. ‘I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food." - Bruce: Finding Nemo

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— 26 minutes ago with 13006 notes
#hahaha